I have been watching any series I can catch on BBC iplayer or 40D in order to put of what I am supposed to be doing… which will remain top secret.
too thin to act skillfully, "Annie" and "Silver" from 90210
The latest of these is, jebus forgive me, 90210 – the new class! I have to say, I love it. Not only are the female leads skeletally thin, they are also very pretty, especially the one called Silver. This is just great. As I sit there rapidly expanding in mass, chocolate pudding in one hand, gastric band leaflet in the other… nothing more masochistic than watching the young (not that young admittedly, they are supposed to be 15 but look around 25ish) and beautiful totter around in heels looking like a slight wind would blow them over.
It’s a nice bit of complete and utter crap, takes you away from the dullities of being poor and normal sized. Especially nice are the men of 90210. Especially, ESPECIALLY the teacher. Hot day-amn, they dont make ‘em like that in welsh schools, but I’m sure you could have guessed that.
Ryan the teacher (of hot sex) in 90210
None of my teachers were goodlooking at all. They were all washed up middle aged frumps. Ugly men, the lot of them. Though there was one sexy geography teacher. I used to blush when he asked me how my sport was going. He was all surfer-esque, ooh la la. But still, he was NOTHING compared to the hot teacher on 90210. Though the ultimate hottest teacher is the dude in Never Been Kissed.
Hot for teacher? HELLS YEA!
I never realised I had the teacher fantasy thing until I kissed one a few years back. He actually looked a bit like a short version of Ryan Gosling (okay, I was a tad bit drunk), he was a maths teacher. MATHS FOR FFS! I am embarrassed just at the thought of it, oh god I should clarify I wasnt a student! I am quite emotionally stunted (as you will have gathered) and kissing a teacher still felt incredibly ruu-huuuude. Ahhh, it’s so taboo! I need to go cleanse the moral dirt from my skin with acid!
