90210 – in the churning, acrid bowels of rancid society, it glistens on like an accidentally swallowed shard of glass.

OH YES.

Just when my ability to describe couldnae get anyworse, cap’n.

So many years may have passed since my last entry  but *nigerian accent* I am free! I can do what I like! There is no need for the Nigerian accent other that when I use a Nigerian accent (quite frequently whilst bored and make-believing I’m black and a long distance runner) I find whatever I say sounds brilliant, with shit loads of conviction. I think you should try it! Anyway oooh yeah, I was saying, I still watch 90210. They are in college now! Naomi is fantastic, what a broad. My fave, the new cowboy dude is hot too. Silver aint as pretty as she used to be cause she dun cut her hair. Adrianna is evil and Annie/the actor that plays her STILL isn’t dead. The teacher I thought was hot (why did I think this?) is no longer part of the series and Liam (the hottest) is still prancing around doing dumb things.

There you go. In other news, I think some  famous people died whilst you were away.   That is all.