Tan Crayon is an odd, bungling twit of a 23 year old girl - ‘girl’ being the operative word. At 18 she boarded what might as well have been the Hogwarts Express, leaving the Welshest of Lands for the bright city lights of London. Tan Crayon was shocked and somewhat dismayed to find she was not the only brown crayon in the box but elated that pizza, her one true love, could be delivered to your door at Any O’ Clock.
So in summary (because we all like a good summary…unless it is us who has to write it), here lies an account of the life & times of a complete buffoon as she tries to become an adult whilst watching Saturday morning cartoons in yesterday’s make up.
